Ok Chris....while that took forever to read...I suspect it took incredibly
more time to write....which means you have way more time on your hands than
I.... 

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Sent: Monday, May 01, 2006 3:22 PM
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Subject: ARS vs. Godzilla

No sensible analysis of best platforms should exclude the classic beast from
Japanese legend. Although the original "Gojira" was community supported and
non-standardized, Toho, Ltd's treatment, standardization and subsequent
positioning of Godzilla in the market has been a masterstroke of meeting
customer demands in today's grueling IT environments.

In comparison to ARS, Godzilla stacks up well in most all categories and in
some cases completely dominates.

Security is one of the primary points of comparison. Although ARS provides
multiple encryption packages, an additive security model, and data
protection at the field, form and row levels, these fall well short when
compared to Godzilla's radiation-hardened scaled hide. Field tests proved
out this superiority - a stack of 4 Sparc Stations running ARS 6.03 was
unable to stop a .30/06 round at 100 meters (and in fact exploded in a most
satisfying and spectacular way) even when ARS enabled with 128-bit
encryption. Hardened system, indeed.

By contrast, high-velocity cannon shells, small arms fire, a multitude of
ray and breath weapons and even a portable black hole were unable to affect
Godzilla in any appreciable manner.

Managability is another striking point of comparison and one of the places
where ARS holds a striking advantage. With the inclusion of Workspaces and
deployable Applications, integration with VSS, Subadministration, Lockable
and Encryptable objects and code resuse via Guides and an expanded workflow
connection structure, ARS has made significant strides in ease of use and
maintainability. Additionally, a plethora of 3rd party and vendor supplied
utilities as well as an open API written for C with vendor supplied wrappers
for .NET and Java and 3rd party wrappers for Python, COM and Perl, gives a
Remedy Admin maximum control over their applications and servers.

In contrast, Godzilla has an inconsistent system administrations profile. At
times, Godzilla is a force of nature - a primal enigma bent on fulfilling
its own agenda and then wandering back into the depths of the Pacific Ocean.
At other times, Godzilla saves the day fending off the likes of Rhodan, the
Smog Monster and Ghidra or developing a special friendship with an adorable
child.

Most typically, however, Godzilla is entirely resistant to any sort of
control and typically displays a total lack of respect for real estate and
infrastructure.

He also seems to have a special hatred for trains.

Vendor Support is an especially strong category for ARS when compared to
Godzilla. With various levels of tech support available, routine
accessibility to Engineering and Programming staff, a wealth of
documentation and samples, as well as independant and vendor supported user
communities, ARS is possibly one of the best supported products on the
market.

By comparison, information on Godzilla is scarce. Typically, strategic
information is supplied by Japanese scientists waxing philisophically on
pertinent social and/or technological issues as the beast splashes back into
Tokyo Harbor while the credits roll. More pertinent tactical technical
information requires suffering through bad duets performed by twin miniature
Geishas. This often requires significant restraint to keep from testing the
"geisha in the microwave" theory. 

The single saving grace is the legendary reputation Godzilla holds which
moves much of the more general information about him from proprietary to
public common knowledge.

The unfortunate side-effect of this, however, is that often by-standers who
have access to this information will stop and wonder "Hey, is that
Godzilla?"
moments before being incinerated or crushed, rather than running in panic
like the less educated members of the public. They also tend to try and fend
off being crushed by a 80 foot gargantuan monster by raising their hands to
their faces as their eyes bug from their sockets. 

Current trend analysis by several expert groups reports this tactic to
seldom be successful in avoiding harm from something weighing several
kilotons.

Finally, in addition to analyzing the differences between the two entities,
recognizing the points of similarity can also serve as a foundation to the
basic comparison.

The similarities between ARS and Godzilla are striking. Both have undergone
subtle transformations in color scheme while retaining the basic "green"
theme. Both can be considered "monsters" in their respective market
segments.
Both have evolved from humble roots to greatness - ARS from a PARC project
into a multinational corporation, Godzilla from a folk legend to media icon.
Both have suffered through unfortunate, albeit temporary, associations (ARS
with Steven Gardner, Godzilla with Matthew Broderick). Both have faced down
considerable competition, be it Vantive, Service Center or Mothra. Both have
been the subject of popular music (although the debate rages over whether
Blue Oyster Cult or the lyrics of Bloom/Woyton have the upper hand).

In the end analysis, it becomes a matter of fitting needs with the best
solutions. If an organization needs a top-flight business process
monitoring/facilitation tool, ARS is the superior choice. If the
organization needs to destroy thoudands of acres of countryside, a major
metropolitan area or defend the planet from giant alien praying
mantisessseses...manti...Godzilla is the clear winner.

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