Don't worry about it Gary .... yours was an important point which did not
have to wait until today !!

I'm sure Dan understood that we were all just having some midweek fun but
felt the need to give the children boundaries so others wouldn't think we
were special.  Dan has a hard job and some don't appreciate his efforts.

I think today should be appreciate Dan day!

Susan

On 5/18/07, Opela, Gary L Contr OC-ALC/ITMA <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Okay, let me apologize J

I sent the email prior to reading the entire chain or I would not have
sent it. Sorry Dan.


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[EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *Rick Cook
*Sent:* Thursday, May 17, 2007 11:44 AM
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*Subject:* Re: OT:Humor - Top 10 Things Men Know About Women



OK, guys, you heard Dan - let's save it for tomorrow, ok?



*Rick*
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*Sent:* Thursday, May 17, 2007 9:39 AM
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Chris, you forgot the most important. I've already learned this in my five
years of being married.



11. Whatever the problem is, it's always the man's fault.


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*From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:
[EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *Chris Woyton
*Sent:* Tuesday, May 15, 2007 4:00 PM
*To:* [email protected]
*Subject:* Re: OT:Humor - Top 10 Things Men Know About Women



THE ONLY 10 Things Men (ok...I) Know About Women:



1. They don't look at the toilet seat before they sit down.

2. If it could be said in 10 words, they'll use 50.

3. They smell nicer than we do.

4. Fabric, lipstick, throw pillows, bath salts, sling-backs and decoupage
(whatever the hell that is) are important to them for some reason.

5. Your wife/girlfriend's girlfriends know an uncomfortable amount about
you...somehow.

6. They just know better....somehow.

7. They can talk to another woman for 10 minutes and be lifelong friends,
as illustrated by strangers knowing an uncomfortable amount about
you....somehow.

8. They're nice and soft sometimes and mean as hell at others and often
it's impossible to tell the difference.

9. If you answer a direct question about their appearance in any way,
you're in trouble...somehow.

10 If you decide to teach them a lesson for not looking at the toilet seat
before sitting down and leave the plunger in there, they may decide they
don't need you anymore, divorce you and hire a kid to mow the grass.



And, after 10 years of marriage, that's about it.



-CW

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*From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:
[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of *Joe D'Souza
*Sent:* Tuesday, May 15, 2007 1:37 PM
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*Subject:* Re: OT:Humor - Top 10 Things Men Know About Women

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Few men forget anniversaries? The remaining account for a significant
0.00000001 of the male population.. That's probably an improvement from
the trend 10 years ago..

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[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of *Chapman, Colin
*Sent:* Tuesday, May 15, 2007 4:20 PM
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No one has posted "Top 10 Things Women know about Men" ?



I guess #1 is "They don't understand Women" !



Colin








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*From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:
[EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *Pickering, Christopher
*Sent:* Tuesday, May 15, 2007 4:15 PM
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*Subject:* Re: OT:Humor - Top 10 Things Men Know About Women

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How can anyone defend against the truth?



C


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[EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *Susan Palmer
*Sent:* Tuesday, May 15, 2007 3:33 PM
*To:* [email protected]
*Subject:* Re: OT:Humor - Top 10 Things Men Know About Women

** I notice no men are refuting the post ..... lol .... :)

On 5/15/07, *Gidd* <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

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Doh !!



Regards…Gidd

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