TGIF !! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- The cat gets to sit in the front seat on long car rides. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Your cat gets taken out to dinner more often than you do. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- On your answering machine, you're mailbox #3. (Your cat is #2.) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- On your answering machine, you're mailbox #3. (Your cat is #1.) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- There's never any toilet paper but there's always plenty of cat litter. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- At Christmas, your spouse includes the cat's name on Christmas cards, but sometimes forgets to list your name. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- When your spouse gets home, you always hear "Meow Meow Meow" before "Honey, I'm home!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- When your spouse leaves messages before they leave, they always place them at the very bottom of the fridge. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Your cat is in the will, but you're not. In the event of your cat's death, your cat's kittens are next on the list. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Your spouse left you... and the cat's gone, too.
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