no...number 7 is a redneck rule of life (sorry...had to say it) _____
From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Thad K Esser Sent: Friday, October 19, 2007 11:33 AM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: OT: Re: Friday Humor: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES ** The problem is... number 7 IS a home remedy. It tells you how to get things moving or stop them from moving. However, I'll agree number 8 isn't. TGIF, Thad Esser Remedy Developer "Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours."-- Richard Bach "[EMAIL PROTECTED]" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent by: "Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)" <[email protected]> 10/19/2007 10:10 AM Please respond to [email protected] To [email protected] cc Subject OT: Re: Friday Humor: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES Only on the ARSList can a Friday Humor posting elicit a correction. Scott Parrish Original Message: ----------------- From: LJ LongWing (Head) [EMAIL PROTECTED] Date: Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:34:38 -0600 To: [email protected] Subject: Re: Friday Humor: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 7 and 8 aren't simple home remedies....but overall very funny...:) -----Original Message----- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Axton Sent: Friday, October 19, 2007 10:29 AM To: [email protected] Subject: Friday Humor: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem. ____________________________________________________________________________ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are" ____________________________________________________________________________ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are" -------------------------------------------------------------------- mail2web.com - MicrosoftR Exchange solutions from a leading provider - http://link.mail2web.com/Business/Exchange ____________________________________________________________________________ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are" ***IMPORTANT NOTICE: This communication, including any attachment, contains information that may be confidential or privileged, and is intended solely for the entity or individual to whom it is addressed. If you are not the intended recipient, you should delete this message and are hereby notified that any disclosure, copying, or distribution of this message is strictly prohibited. Nothing in this email, including any attachment, is intended to be a legally binding signature.*** __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are"
