Few More It Couldn't Happen Here... Could It? ITIL Humor 1. Service Desk: "Do you see the button on the right side of your mouse?" Customer: "No. There's just a telephone and a printer".
2. A large service desk once received a fax with a pre-page asking for it to be faxed back when finished with, because they needed to keep a copy. 3. Customer: "Do I need a computer to run your software?" 4. A major ISP recently told us that their finance department occasionally receive cheques made payable to "The Internet" 5. Service Desk: "What appears to be the problem?" Customer: "When I change the font sizes, the letters all change size." 6. The six phases of an ITIL implementation (adapted): Enthusiasm Disillusionment Panic Search for the guilty Punishment of the innocent Praise for the non-participants 7. What did the small change say to the large change? I don t need a ticket - I'll will sneak in with you. 8. Finally, a VERY old one: To complete 80% of a project takes 80% of the time. The other 20% takes the other 80% of the time Regards Rajesh Nair -----Original Message----- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Elinore AR Sent: Friday, January 18, 2008 12:32 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Friday Humor: My Computer (pls excuse this post if you already know this joke...got this from the ITIL Community Forum) ITIL Humor: True Stories ================== We couldn't resist this one: Service Desk: Double click on "My Computer" User: I can't see your computer. Service Desk: No, double click on "My Computer" on your PC. User: Pardon? Service Desk: There is an icon on your PC with the label "My Computer". Double click on it. User: What's your computer doing on mine? ________________________________________________________________________ _______ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" Important notice:This e-mail and any attachment thereto contains corporate proprietary information. If you have received it by mistake, please notify us immediately by reply e-mail and delete this e-mail and its attachments from your system. Thank You. _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
