I have absolutely no idea Siti.. didn't even notice 3 was missing! Maybe I'm normal after all then :-)
Joe -----Original Message----- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Remedy Maniac Sent: Saturday, January 26, 2008 8:51 AM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: Friday Humor: Understanding Engineers... normal people laugh ... the engineer says:"three is missing" !! ;-) Siti Hawa Bee SHAIK FARID a écrit : > ** > Hi Joe..err...missing Take Three. *hee > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *Joe D'Souza > *Sent:* Saturday, January 26, 2008 09:38 > *To:* [email protected] > *Subject:* Friday Humor: Understanding Engineers... > > ** > _*Understanding Engineers - Take One*_ > > Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when > one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" > > The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, > minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, > threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what > you want." > > The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the > clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway. > > _*Understanding Engineers - Take Two*_ > > To the optimist, the glass is half full. > To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. > To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. > > _*Understanding Engineers - Take Four*_ > > What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? > Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets. > > _*Understanding Engineers - Take Five*_ > > The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" > The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" > The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" > The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?" > > _*Understanding Engineers - Take Six*_ > > Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the > possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical > engineer. Just look at all the joints." > > Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system > has many thousands of electrical connections." > > The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. > Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?" > > _*Understanding Engineers - Take Seven*_ > > Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. > Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough > features yet. > > _*Understanding Engineers - Take Eight*_ > > An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him > and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He > bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. > > The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back > into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The > engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it > to the pocket. > > The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a > Princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want." > Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back > into his pocket. > > Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a > beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do > anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" > > The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a > girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!!" > > > /*Joe D'Souza*/ > __Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" > html___ > UOB EMAIL DISCLAIMER > Any person receiving this email and any attachment(s) contained, shall > treat the information as confidential and not misuse, copy, disclose, > distribute or retain the information in any way that amounts to a > breach of confidentiality. If you are not the intended recipient, > please delete all copies of this email from your computer system. As > the integrity of this message cannot be guaranteed, neither UOB nor > any entity in the UOB Group shall be responsible for the contents. Any > opinion in this email may not necessarily represent the opinion of UOB > or any entity in the UOB Group. > > __Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" html___ No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.19.11/1244 - Release Date: 1/25/2008 7:44 PM _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
