Knowing how many people cringe at politics, I felt a better joke was
needed.
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the
middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately
the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man
as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has
become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful
blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of
the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man
what's wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this
rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls
out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down,
and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops
off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and
waves again. He hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves,
hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again
and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished! He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman
turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."
>From my archives, dated 6 June 2000.
Have a great weekend!
Thorin
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