Since we do not seem to be able to avoid politics, I offer, again, a better joke.
Mary Poppins' Hotel Stay Mary Poppins was driving home late at night in some really bad weather when she decided to spend the night in a motel. After signing in, she asked if the dining room was open, and the clerk apologized, but offered the room service menu, from which Mary Poppins selected the cauliflower cheese. She also decided she would have breakfast in bed in the morning and asked for poached eggs. In the morning the clerk asked how she liked the cauliflower cheese and the poached eggs. Mary Poppins said the cauliflower cheese was good but the eggs weren't much. The clerk apologized but suggested the Mary Poppins might like to leave a comment in their suggestion ledger. After some thought Mary Poppins made an entry and was on her way. Being a curious type, the clerk looked to see what she wrote, and was amused by the entry.... Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious >From my joke log, collected on June 6, 2000. Have a great weekend! Thorin _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"