Nice one :) On Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 12:53 AM, Grooms, Frederick W < [EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Wether it is true or not, it makes you smile. > > > When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this: > > On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the > thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & > Johnson. > > Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, > draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. > > Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. > Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on > a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. > > Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read > it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: > > 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is > personally tested and then sanitized '. > > Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do > not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson.' > > HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB > THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A $$ THAN YOURS! > > > _______________________________________________________________________________ > UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org > Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" > _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
