Does this mean that McCain probably wrecks more cars than his wife does so needs more of them handy than she does? :P
Joe ----- Original Message ---- From: "Pierson, Shawn" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: [email protected] Sent: Friday, October 3, 2008 12:19:18 PM Subject: Re: OT:Friday Humor ** It’s hard to tie this in with politics though. Obama drives a Ford Escape Hybrid, which isn’t listed here. McCain drives a Cadillac CTS, a 2005 Volkswagen convertible, a 2001 Honda sedan, a 2007 Ford pickup, a 1960 Willis Jeep, a 2008 Jeep Wrangler, a 2000 Lincoln, a 2001 GMC SUV, and his wife drives a Lexus. So I’m not sure what their choice of cars says about their personalities. From:Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, October 03, 2008 9:01 AM To: [email protected] Subject: OT:Friday Humor ** What your car says about you: Acura NSX I’m an impotent dentist Acura TL I’m too bland for German cars. 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