Investment tips for 2008
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next
expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make
some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2008:
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join
forces and become Poly, Warner, Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Good Year and become MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining
will merge and become ZipAudiDoDa
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon
Pants.
And finally....
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become Knott NOW!
Christopher Pruitt
Consultant Specialist
EDS, an HP Company
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