1. Stress Puppy: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney
2. Is Visine.com a site for sore eyes?? 3. What did the DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make me look fat? 4. The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the manufacturer and impossible for the serviceman. 5. Life is like a taxi. The meter keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. 6. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? 7. Play-Doh and microwave should never be used in the same sentence. 8. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:[email protected] ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
