May I add a few? You add somebody you see every day to your Facebook "Friends" list.
You have more passwords than fingers, and mnemonics for all of them. You have never visited a physical branch of your bank, insurance office, or public utility company, and aren't sure where to find them if you had to. You don't own a map, but you don't need one, because you can google. You can hold a perfectly rational, normal conversation while staring into thin air, with no one within 10 feet of you, and passerby will not consider you insane. You bring your laptop in the car whenever someone else is driving, in case you need directions. Jennifer Meyer Remedy Technical Support Specialist State of North Carolina Office of Information Technology Services Service Delivery Division ITSM & ITAM Services Office: 919-754-6543 ITS Service Desk: 919-754-6000 [email protected]<mailto:[email protected]> http://its.state.nc.us<http://its.state.nc.us/> E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties only by an authorized State Official. ________________________________ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Rick Cook Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 11:22 AM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor Nice, Chris! Too true! Rick ________________________________ From: "Pruitt, Christopher J" Date: Fri, 12 Jun 2009 10:18:21 -0500 To: <[email protected]> Subject: OT: Friday Humor YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. (That's because of course she has her earphones in) 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 1 3 Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. AND NOW U R LAUGHING AT YOURSELF Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to... Christopher Pruitt Consultant Specialist EDS, an HP Company mailto: [email protected] We deliver on our commitments so you can deliver on yours. Confidentiality Notice: This message and any files transmitted with it are intended for the sole use of the entity or individual to whom it is addressed, and may contain information that is confidential, privileged, and exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the intended addressee for this e-mail, you are hereby notified that any copying, distribution, or dissemination of this e-mail is strictly prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error, please immediately destroy, erase, or discard this message. Please notify the sender immediately by return e-mail if you have received this e-mail by mistake. _Platinum Sponsor: [email protected] ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ ________________________________ Email correspondence to and from this sender is subject to the N.C. Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties. _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:[email protected] ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
