When You Can't Just Say, 'You Idiot!' You can't call your boss "stupid", even if he or she really does make Dilbert's pointy-haired manager look like Einstein. Here are some euphemistic phrases that might get the message across just as well:
* "Having him show up is equal to having two good people call in sick." * "She has two speeds: dead slow and full stop." * "If you offered him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change." * "She's always late, but she makes up for it by leaving early." * "The cheese slid off that guy's cracker years ago." * "Lots of smart people work at this company. She isn't one of them." * "Not only is he not the sharpest knife in the drawer he's actually a spoon." _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
