Here's my favorite lawyer joke. ... What's the difference between a lab rat and a lawyer? There's some things even a lab rat won't do. Ben Cantatore Remedy Manager (914) 457-6209 Emerging Health IT 3 Odell Plaza Yonkers, New York 10701
>>> marti...@jmu.edu 06/11/10 12:46 PM >>> Lawyers seem to be the butt of more than their share of jokes. So I'll make a bad situation even worse: Two kids are discussing their parents. Kid 1: My dad's a Remedy Developer Kid 2: That's nothing. My dad's a lawyer! Kid 1: Honest?!? Kid 2: No, just an ordinary lawyer. Dwayne Martin With apologies to my lawyer friends. -----Original Message----- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Danny Kellett Sent: Friday, June 11, 2010 10:52 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT - Friday Humor lol -----Original Message----- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Pruitt, Christopher (Bank of America Account) Sent: 11 June 2010 14:23 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT - Friday Humor Subject: Heart-warming lawyer story This is funny but this lawyer is a cold piece of work. One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men on the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also." The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me !" "Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo was. Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind." "Thank you for taking all of us with you. The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. "You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high" Christopher Pruitt Business Consulting III HP Enterprises Services 972.605.7702 office | christopher.pru...@hp.com<mailto:mary.jo...@hp.com> <A href="http://www.hp.comwww.hp.com<http://www.hp.com/> Confidentiality Notice: This message and any files transmitted with it are intended for the sole use of the entity or individual to whom it is addressed, and may contain information that is confidential, privileged, and exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the intended addressee for this e-mail, you are hereby notified that any copying, distribution, or dissemination of this e-mail is strictly prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error, please immediately destroy, erase, or discard this message. Please notify the sender immediately by return e-mail if you have received this e-mail by mistake. ____________________________________________________________________________ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
