D'OH (rimshot heard in the background)! On Fri, Aug 13, 2010 at 5:33 PM, Phil Bautista <[email protected]>wrote:
> ** > > A: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? > > B: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you? > > A: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious > firm for over ten years. > > B: Yes. > > A: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I > currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you > first. > > B: A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not > the right time. > > A: I understand your position, and I know that the current economic > down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into > consideration my hard work, pro- activeness and loyalty to this company > for over a decade. > > B: Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to > start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an > extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound? > > A: Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir! > > B: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after > you? > > A: Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the > Mortgage Company! * > > * > > > > Phil Bautista, WWRUG10 Advisory Board > > 512-731-0304 > > http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista > > http://www.wwrug.org/wwrug10/contact_phil.html > > > _attend WWRUG10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ -- Warren R. Baltimore II Remedy Developer 410-533-5367 _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug10 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
