FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
RE: Mr. Pooch for Asbury Park City Council
Contact Person: The Irish Prince of Asbury Park, Tommy O
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Date: 1/24/2005
MR. POOCH for ASBURY PARK CITY COUNCIL 2005
JUST WHAT ARE THEY SAYING ABOUT THE CANDIDATE!
Disclaimer: The remarks listed below are taken verbatim from the
internet or other sources and not necessarily those of Mr. Pooch or
his campaign staff.
THE PRO'S
The 3rd Armored Division will be reactivated to assist in the
election of Mr. Pooch. His father served with us in combat and we are
behind him all the way. HUUU-RAHHHH E-mail 1-24-05
I haven't written in a while so pardon my absence. What, or who,
is this Mr. Pooch running for city council? Is he gay? What is his
first name? And who is Mr. Buck$ ? Did I miss a joke here? = E-
Mail 1-22-05
"At the urging of his campaign manager, I have proudly cast my vote
for Mr. Pooch. His platform is far superior to that of any other
candidate, be they bi- or quadruped. The big money boys (that's
spelled 'Developers') will be backing most of the current council
like so many carnival barkers. So it is important that Mr. Pooch's
positions and curriculum vitae be advertised widely. Has Mr. Pooch
considered filming a campaign dog-umentary? I was born and raised
in Jersey City, Hudson County, and I can no longer tolerate Boss
Rule, even if it's in name only.
So I have only one dog in this fight, and I'm happy to say it's
Mr. Pooch!" � E-mail 1-22-05
Mr. Pooch sounds like a dog-gone fine candidate! He should do a fine
job of sniffing out crime and corruption in Asbury Park. It would be
a real doggie treat to see him elected, and he should go far in
politics! E-Mail 1-22-05
That's VERY funny! But, does he promise to "take a bite out of
crime"? E-Mail 1-22-05
After meeting with Mr. Pooch and listening to his platform we can
wholeheartedly endorse and support his candidacy for Asbury Park Town
council. - E-Mail 1-22-05
"Mr. Pooch looks great in a collar � He's so Butch!" � friend � 1-22-
05
"GREAT, clever commentary on the current state of affairs! Keep 'em
coming, bud" "These are just SO damn funny!" :) E-Mail 1-22-05
"We may have politicians in Asbury who are forced to wear ankle
bracelets as a condition of their house arrest because they had their
dirty paws in graft and corruption. Mr. 'Clean Paws' Pooch may
proudly wear a collar, but rest assured that he will never have to
wear such an ankle bracelet." E-Mail - 1-22-05
"Furthermore, it is said that Mr. Pooch's devotion to the law is so
deep that his personal copy of the Constitution is severely dog-
earred. Past Asbury politicians may have required a 'bag man'.
But Mr. Pooch will never need a 'doggy-bag man'. The resolve of Mr.
Pooch, a true reform candidate, to give us the good government that
we deserve is not just another shaggy dog story. As a matter of
fact, he has promised that, if elected, there will be no shagging at
all in City Hall." E-Mail 1-22-05
"I expect him to work till he's 'dog-tired' on this campaign, never
allowing the tail to wag the body politic." E-Mail 1-3-05
"His election would give our town a new leash on life. Is it true
that Mr. Pooch is promising a fire hydrant in front of each house in
town? Semper Fido." - 1-10-05 E-Mail
Yes, he certainly seems to be fetching the votes in this preliminary
poll. Watch for Mr. Pooch's addition to the poll, where of course
your votes will be welcome. - Thanks for Speaking Up � Maureen 1-17-05
"After looking into Mr. Pooch's eyes and hearing him bark, I am
convinced that he will not be just another politician trying to get
on the Asbury 'Gravy Train'." 1-22-05 e-mail
"I feel Mr. Pooch will be the best candidate for council. I have
known him for a few years now and feel he is the best candidate for
the position. He is very loving and cares for his community very
much." Thank You Katrina � 1-21-05 E-mail
"The Alumni of Edison Township H.S. asks Mr. Pooch to restore Asbury
Park to the wonderland it was when we were kids. We would even enjoy
a ride in a Pooch boat...the Sean boats were such a fabulous
tradition, but a Pooch boat would be a fine substitute. Think the
candidate can do that? Thanks...our vote is for Mr. Pooch; he's got
to be as good as or better than what has been going on in AP since
the '60's." - E-mail 1-21-05
"Most politicians are all bark and no bite. Not so Mr. Pooch!" - E-
mail 1-21-05
"PS Is it true that Mr. Pooch has already picked out a Poochie
original to wear to his In-dog-eration? And that he will appoint his
own Cabinet, containing Alpo, of course." - E-mail 1-21-05
"Tell everyone to go to the home page and click on the poll. You can
vote for Mr. Pooch - or one of his opponents - on there!" - E-mail 1-
20-05
"He will work doggedly for his constituents." E-Mail 1-19-05
"Two dames in Nashville, Tennessee would like to whistle "Dixie" to
support Mr. Pooch's nomination. He sounds like the perfect
candidate. Two thumbs up!" - E-mail 1-18-05
"We, the Democrats of Ocean Grove, just want to rally behind Mr.
Pooch for Asbury Council. He meets, and far exceeds all the standards
required, to be one day, something truly monumental in the growth of
your fine city. Truly yours, admirers of Mr. Pooch.: E-Mail 1-17-05
THE CON'S
We have received no negative or detracting comments to date.
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