On Oct 10, 2008, at 12:32 PM, Gabrielle Obre wrote:
> Group Hug! and send some love to the market makers and traders. oh..
> the portfolios holders too.
>
> LIQUID ASSETS
>
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year
> ago, you will have $49.00 today.
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will
> have $33.00 today.
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year
> ago, you will have $0.00 today.
>
> But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank
> all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling
> refund, you would have received $214.00.
>
> Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
> heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
>
> A recent study found that the average American walks about 900
> miles a year.
> Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of
> alcohol a year.
> That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the
> gallon!
>
> Makes you proud to be an American!
>
> freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose.....
>
>
>
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