"Axiom" = A self-evident or universally recognized truth; a maxim
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the
easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's
offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same
again.
4. Sex has no calories.
5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes
the most amount of trouble.
6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what
people think you've got.
8. No sex with anyone in the same office.
9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches
you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.
11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and
minds will follow.
12. Virginity can be cured.
13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she
usually stops listening to him.
14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man
are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
16. Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
17. It is always the wrong time of month.
18. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
19. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
20. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it,
chances are you won't either.
21. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on
Sunday pray for crop failure.
22. The younger the better.
23. The game of love is never called off on account of
darkness.
24. It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on
the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
25. Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
26. Before you find your handsome prince, you've got
to kiss a lot of frogs.
27. There may be some things better than sex, and some
things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly
like it.
28. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
29. Love is a hole in the heart.
30. If the effort that went in research on the female
bosom had gone into our space program, we would now
be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
31. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of
physics.
32. Do it only with the best.
33. Sex is a three-letter word which needs some
old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full
meaning.
34. One good turn gets most of the blankets.
35. You cannot produce a baby in one month by
impregnating nine women.
36. Love is the triumph of imagination over
intelligence.
37. It is better to have loved and lost than never to
have loved at all.
38. Thou shalt not commit adultery. . . . . unless in
the mood.
39. Never lie down with a woman who's got more
troubles than you.
50. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
51. Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or
rested.
52. A woman never forgets the men she could have had;
a man, the women he couldn't.
53. What matters is not the length of the wand, but
the magic in the stick.
54. It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
55. Never say no.
56. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he
doesn't love her.
57. Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
58. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
59. Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
60. A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
61. Love comes in spurts.
62. The world does not revolve on an axis.
63. Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation;
the other eight are unimportant.
64. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are
thinking.
65. Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
66. There is no difference between a wise man and a
fool when they fall in love.
67. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
68. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from
another.
69. "This won't hurt, I promise. "
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