I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded
chain letters to me in 2003, 2004 & 2005 and 2006.
Because of your kindness:
- I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for
removing toilet stains.
- I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with
AIDS
- I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause
cancer.
- I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a
stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda,
Singapore and Tokyo.
- I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get sick from the
rat shit and urine.
- When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for
fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave
me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
- I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was
about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since
1993...)
- My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid
vacation to Disneyland.
- Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Tirupathi Balaji
pics etc..
- Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)!
- You can add your own notes based on your similar experience and send them to
your friends.
- If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me
"Orkut is deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll delete my
own E-Mail account!
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 913760 people in the next 10
seconds, a bird will shit on your head today at 6:30 p.m.
Give me a break!!
Umesh Sharma
Washington D.C.
1-202-215-4328 [Cell]
Ed.M. - International Education Policy
Harvard Graduate School of Education,
Harvard University,
Class of 2005
http://www.uknow.gse.harvard.edu/index.html (Edu info)
http://hbswk.hbs.edu/ (Management Info)
www.gse.harvard.edu/iep (where the above 2 are used )
http://jaipurschool.bihu.in/
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