> Nai baiti. Misa masehe khutile. Hoyne? aada-di misa maasor jul bonaai khabasun, bor bhaal laage. Pise` 'resipi' tu nejanu dei moi, Mahiti-k xudhi loba - buwari-eu jaanibo paare.
> What are you, a Hindu Scientist? Kothai kothai hindu-r pisot laagibo dhorisa je? What have you been doing? Getting enrolled in Chandan-da's 'hindu-hindi bhagao, no matter what' program? He has quite a few members now. > It is almost illegal. Computer abuse. Didn't you know? I hope you learned your lesson. Man, even in the high Ozarks people >are not that--well--how to say it nicely? ---- Never mind. What, 'Burbok'? spit it out, Tilok. Its ok, just don't say it in public :). Actually, I did have an antidote put in my kompootar already, but this 'dogodha bijanu's are taking new shapes (taate aakou, every morning 'kunuba dhitinga etai ei 'vairas' bilaak pothiaai nohoy niyomit bhaabe`!) everyday, so the kompooter ekebaare` durbol hoi paatit porilgoi. So, I had to get the 'sistem diiskk' to start all over. Tumalukor ghoror pora guti aani ruwa lao-jikar gos keidaal loh-poh koi barhise, dutamaan aarhoi-futia lao aaru 2futia jika khalu. Baaki thoka lao-jika keita haatot besi rup-dutamaan ji pao taarei eta bhaal-sai kompootaror bijanu-mora dorob kinibo laagibo'. Then you will see, 'ei baiti-era kimaan paanir maas'. > Naamtw sai tekhet khaati-oxomiya jen logaa nai dei.( from the name he does not sound like a true-blood Assamese ). That >could explain the VHP scholarship. And the gw-paalokor ( cow-conserver's) outlook. Has the VHP has revised Ou Aaai! etia Borun-ok sini nupuwa hola, bulu xeia Borun Haloi, Okon-or bhayek, xei Laru-khuwa gaonr. Koisu nohoy, >be very jealous of my successes. Would you please ask him this: Xei je britti diya > roja-xokol, tewnlwke ko'r-paa birti diya toka keta pai? > Twmar dexore, telor pung--- Taare ghotilu tokaa. Twmaake birtti di xolaagtw lolu---kothaatw mon korisaa I asked. He said: Taakeitu kolu Baaiti, Tilok applied and they gave. And now he turns around and is talking of abandoning them. Xei-kaarone bule` tumak khai paat-phola bulile teon. Xonaton dhormo baad diya jaani kole` bule gaon-loi gole` tuloxi aaru gubor paani loi porasit koribo tumak. >'appeared' as a qualification. Serves them right. Now I am at Dogpatch doing a bang-up job as a LAS. Borun-e kole: goru-mohore` bhorpur gaonlia jegat thaki bizness bhaal hoise dekhi futoni-te tumi henu teon-k nisina bhao jurila, hoyne? I don't think so. You would like him once he joins your 'hindu bhagao' program, won't you? :) >I am B-Bhet( pass-course) appeared. Borun Saahebornw ki krititwa kokswn? Komputer bhaal koribo jaane? Ximaneihe? >Baad diyok Eh, roba roba. 'Appeared' maane ki? tumi ki bhetenari college paas nohoy niki? Then I would think twice from next time to ask you about the mental and physical health of Sizar. Hori Bistu, Hori Bistu, bhul dorob di tumi bipod khon-he aaniba ketiaba dekhisu. Aajiloi thou. Khetit paani dibor hol. Pitolor koloh-tu futil - Ratan komar-or hotuwai jaalaai kori aanibo laagibo. Xodyohote` Domoyonti-r pora maatir koloh eta dhaare aanisu, takei loi xei Bunduli hotor pukhurir pora paani dukoloh maan aanugoi. Morom-seneh lobahok. --Baiti. :) :) ----- Original Message ----- From: "Tilok Hatimuria" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Cc: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, July 22, 2002 9:30 AM Subject: Re: Help: Dr. Hatimuria > >O' Tilok. Call-tu lola je, bor xontoox paalu dei, Bupa. Seng-puthi dutamaan > >paala ne? xondhya-bela puri khabo paribaa. > > > > > Nai baiti. Misa masehe khutile. > > > > > > >He seems to hate the 'ghah-kata machine', but comes running when Ramda > >empties the bags. > > > Dogs! What about the vaccuum cleaner? Does that give him cardiac arrests? > > > > >I do take the 'barhoni' sometimes - Oxomiya aideu aaji-kaali kunu > >kaamote pis-pora nohoy nohoy, Bupa! > > > Kobo laagisene aaru Baiti? You have mastered the art of 'laath-maraa'( kicking) as well. You must be close to a black-belter, if not one already. I just hope you don't learn 'barhonire-khwsa'. That could be very painful, literally and figuratively. > > > > > >- are you > >confusing Sizar with a cow now? > > > You know how that goes Baiti? Same difference. Once they get onto and into grass, what is a cow, what is a dog ? > > > > > >I met Borun Daktor who told > >me that instead of doing that, I could easily download the antidote from the > >Internet as a cure. And it looks like the komputer is recovering slowly - I > >will get back all my files with 'dorkari-bostu's back now. > > > > Baiti, I am amazed. I don't believe this. You mean to say, even in this day and age --- aapuni nijor komputerok tika ( no no--not > *that* kind of tika) nidiyakoi dangor dighol korise ( you are raising your computer without vaccinatiing it against viruses) ? > > > What are you, a Hindu Scientist? > > > It is almost illegal. Computer abuse. Didn't you know? I hope you learned your lesson. Man, even in the high Ozarks people are not that--well--how to say it nicely? ---- Never mind. > > > > > > - that costs a lot more than a regular one (also I heard that > >Sengmaai-r deureke` wants > >only cash! no 'inistalman' - maahe-maahe dile nohobo!) > > > > Aapuni ekebele Amerikan hol jen paisw dei. Pahorilei ne? Back over there cash is king, didn't you know? Even Xerox deals in cash with the leaders at Indrapastha. Did you know why? > > It is easier to keep track. > > > > > >Look how Borun Dakor, LAS, has helped me to rescue the same komputar. He too > >is a 'bhetenari daaktor' and came here on a VHP scholarship, so he is > >against putting any cows down - he cures them as he took the hippo-oath. > > > Naamtw sai tekhet khaati-oxomiya jen logaa nai dei.( from the name he does not sound like a true-blood Assamese ). That could explain the VHP scholarship. And the gw-paalokor ( cow-conserver's) outlook. Has the VHP has revised the hippo-oath to a gw-paalok oath? > > > > > >Looks like Borun has a lot of academic/career rivalry with you - he was > >shocked since you also came on the same VHP scholarship, and are now > >bad-mouthing them. He mentioned Brutus and you in the same breath, and asked > > > Eh, hoise, hoise. Baawnai sondroli haat melise;pw---or thwpa khohue xorogor torar logot nijoke rijabo khuise. I am B-Bhet( pass-course) appeared. Borun Saahebornw ki krititwa kokswn? Komputer bhaal koribo jaane? Ximaneihe? Baad diyok Baiti. > > > Me came on a VHP scholarship? Moi? Eibwr gosot goru utha kotha aapuni keneke biswax kore Baiti? Aamerikat imaan din thaaki aapuni xeibwr kotha etiyao eribo poraa naine? Bor bipod khon logaale paai. The truth is I did try for a scholarship. But I did not know any Montri or even an MLA to sponsor me. On top of that the Education Secretary Saheb won't accept 'appeared' as a qualification. Serves them right. Now I am at Dogpatch doing a bang-up job as a LAS. I am thinking of asking Dhaniram to join me. Lots of pigs here. > > > > Brutus-or kotha koise? Aapuni bhul xunile. He must have been talking about 'brotos'. VHP scholarship didn't you say ? We don't do 'brotos'. > > > > But > >he tried to explain it to me like this: Baideu, its something like what you > >may call in Assamese - A Khaai paat-phola. He said you would understand what > >he means by it. :) > > > Ux, ux--bor laath maarile dei xeitw. That was a big kick, Baiti. Ei Borun aapatw bor kursutia manuh hoboi laagibo. He must be very jealous of my successes. Would you please ask him this: Xei je britti diya > roja-xokol, tewnlwke ko'r-paa birti diya toka keta pai? > > > Twmar dexore, telor pung--- Taare ghotilu tokaa. Twmaake birtti di xolaagtw lolu---kothaatw mon korisaa? > > > > > Talk about academic rivalry! But I think Borun has been > >over-reaching. I don't believe everything that he says. :) > > > I knew you would get it. What did I tell you? Borun Baawna definitely is over-reaching. You shouldn't believe ANYTHING he says. > > > > Xewa lobo. > > > Iti bineet, > > Tilok Daktor > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >From: "Alpana Sarangapani" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >To: "Tilok Hatimuria" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >CC: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >Subject: Re: Help: Dr. Hatimuria > >Date: Sun, 21 Jul 2002 19:19:29 -0500 > > > >O' Tilok. Call-tu lola je, bor xontoox paalu dei, Bupa. Seng-puthi dutamaan > >paala ne? xondhya-bela puri khabo paribaa. > > > >What you said about Sizar's psychological condition might be true, thank > >you. He seems to hate the 'ghah-kata machine', but comes running when Ramda > >empties the bags. Also, he does the tearing part only when we leave him to > >go out for a party or something - not when we go to work :). > > > >I do take the 'barhoni' sometimes - Oxomiya aideu aaji-kaali kunu kaamote > >pis-pora nohoy nohoy, Bupa! and Sizar's help? He would make a bigger mess - > >it won't be his dinner as these are only bags filled with grass - are you > >confusing Sizar with a cow now? > > > >I am not sure if Sizar has any kind of pelu. He takes something called > >'koliza-pelu dorob' (heart-worm) medicine on a monthly basis - I think you > >only prescribed that while you were touring the 'Bhetenary' college at Texas > >A & M. He also takes some other kind of 'pelu-dorob' (probably for 'fita > >pelu' etc.,) on a quarterly basis. I thought of giving the same medicine to > >my komputar, but on my way to the 'phaarmasy', I met Borun Daktor who told > >me that instead of doing that, I could easily download the antidote from the > >Internet as a cure. And it looks like the komputer is recovering slowly - I > >will get back all my files with 'dorkari-bostu's back now. > > > >You advised me to buy a new komputar - an Oxomiya komputar - that costs a > >lot more than a regular one (also I heard that Sengmaai-r deureke` wants > >only cash! no 'inistalman' - maahe-maahe dile nohobo!), how am I to come up > >with that kind of money, hoyne? Xokot dormoha-r othoba ghus-ghaas khuwa > >saakori hole` kotha beleg aasil! > > > >Look how Borun Dakor, LAS, has helped me to rescue the same komputar. He too > >is a 'bhetenari daaktor' and came here on a VHP scholarship, so he is > >against putting any cows down - he cures them as he took the hippo-oath. > >Looks like Borun has a lot of academic/career rivalry with you - he was > >shocked since you also came on the same VHP scholarship, and are now > >bad-mouthing them. He mentioned Brutus and you in the same breath, and asked > >me not to let you go near Caesar (Sizar) - I don't know what all these > >technical and sophisticated terms mean - I am not well-read, you know! But > >he tried to explain it to me like this: Baideu, its something like what you > >may call in Assamese - A Khaai paat-phola. He said you would understand what > >he means by it. :) > > > >BTW, he also mentioned the Oxomiya-Xonmilon in Colorado. He said he saw you > >acting very busy when the false alarm went off - you were treating some of > >the people who swooned. Now he is thinking, while treating them, you might > >have influenced them against the VHPs and turned them into 'Khaai > >paat-phola's too. Talk about academic rivalry! But I think Borun has been > >over-reaching. I don't believe everything that he says. :) > > > >Sizar-or psychology-r uporot bislexon diyar baabe` dhonyobaad jonalu - I > >mean letting him being part of some of the chores, or just keeping him busy > >with his toy and keeping the lawn bags away from him while we go partying - > >are the good solutions. I give you credit for making me think about these > >possibilities. :) > > > >Morom-seneh xokolu-tiei bhogaai-botoraai loba-hok. Digambar-ok jaana nohoy, > >khobor khatir naai teon-r aaji maah serek dhori, kuxole` aase buli dhori > >tholu. > > > >--Baiti. > > > > > > > > > >----- Original Message ----- > >From: "Tilok Hatimuria" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >Cc: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >Sent: Sunday, July 21, 2002 4:58 PM > >Subject: Re: Help: Dr. Hatimuria > > > > > > > Hello Baiti: > > > > > > > > > > > > I was not on call today, but someone forwarded the call to me while I was > > > fishing. It is a hot day here. But down by the river it is tad bit cooler. > > > The beer helps. But them deer flies are murderous here you know? > >Ordinarily > > > I wouldn't acknowledge calls on my fishing days. But 'sizar' is special. > >You > > > know, even though I am from Dogpatch, I stay the heck away from canines. > > > > > > > > > Now let us see. Worms did you say? Who has the worms, your komputer or > > > Sizar? If it is both we might have a serious problem. BUt let us start > >with > > > Sizar. If he has taken to tearing apart Ram Da's trash collection, then it > > > *could* be worms. Has he been eating grass too after his meals? If he has > >it > > > could be 'fita-pelu'. But I don't think that is what the problem really > >is. > > > I can't imagine your pet having fita-pelu, or for that matter any > > > 'pelu'.More than likely it is a psychological condition. He might have > >some > > > inner gripe against Ram Da . Maybe he wants to help, but was left behind > > > while Ram Da was doing his daily chores. Two solutions. One is that Ram Da > > > can take him along and get him to help him with the trashy tasks. Or you > > > take over grass collections and let Sizar do it, when no one is looking. > >An > > > Oxomiya Aideu should not go about trash clean-up tasks with 'barhoni' or > > > even 'xwta' in hand. But trash to a dog is like a dinner out for a > >suburban > > > Houstonian. > > > > > > > > > Hope that helps. > > > > > > > > > I am no Komputer daktor however, as you can imagine. Yes, yes, I have > > > noticed that there have many 'bemari-files' that have been sent to netters > > > recently. Many with 'upadhi's like.bat, .exe, .scr. I have no idea what > >they > > > mean. I use an oxomiya Komputer. He cannot read those funny files. So his > > > mind has not been infected yet. But you all must be using a > > > Microsofty-desi-designed, hindi-speaking komputer or something. They get > >all > > > these osin-rwgs', I have been told. Maybe it is time to put yours to > >sleep. > > > You know that is what we do to badly demented large animals, even cows? We > > > shoot 'em ( please don't tell the Save the Cows Foundation fellas or the > > > VHP, OK?). > > > > > > Pwk-loga komputer loi bysto thokar bebostha nokorai bhaal buli kobo > >laagibo. > > > Ne ki koy? > > > > > > O', oxomiya komputer laage jodi kobo. Amar gaonre Bhaabiram Kaitir dwitio > > > swali Sengmai'r xoru dewreke komputeror dwkan khulise nohoy? Khub solise > > > henw. Toka ghotisehe bulise aaru. Tewnei kiba eta jwgaar kori dibo > >paaribo. > > > > > > > > > Tholu aajile. Xewa jaanibo. > > > > > > > > > Iti bineet, > > > > > > Tilok Daktor > > > > > > > > > > > > >
