Some of the laws you never learnt in school or college: 1) Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. 2) Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3) Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. 4) Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. 5) O'brien's Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. 6) BELL'S THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. 7) RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 8) WILLOUGHBY'S LAW: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 9) ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 10)BREDA'S RULE: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. 11)OWEN'S LAW: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 12)HOWDEN'S LAW: You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox. "In prosperity our friends know us...in adversity we know our friends." IT IS MY FIRST MAIL TO THIS GROUP. ENJOY LIFE & BE HAPPY. REGARDS TO ALL SUSHIL __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com _______________________________________________ Assam mailing list [email protected] http://pikespeak.uccs.edu/mailman/listinfo/assam Mailing list FAQ: http://pikespeak.uccs.edu/assam/assam-faq.html To unsubscribe or change options: http://pikespeak.uccs.edu/mailman/options/assam
