Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected
child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable
resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other
programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0,
BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs,
crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep
Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the
'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
"A Troubled User"
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REPLY:*
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0,
thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its
Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to
Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files
from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is
designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual
under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) .
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear"
to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the
APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs,
such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs.
Improper use will cause the system to launch the
program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to
improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional software. I recommend
Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0
*STATUTORY WARNING **:* DO NOT, under any circumstances,
install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not
supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to
the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support ...
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