Site updates April 20th
Okay, lets keep this short and sweet.
Once upon a time there was a website that got updated, ---- the end!
Oh? what's wrong with that? Oh yes, I forgot all good stories need characters and conflict and plot, and also dinosaurs, and robots, and alien invasions, and hoards of zombies, and neuclear appocalypses, and killer robots, and big explosions, and evil gods rising from the dark unknown for world domination.
Okay, lets try that again.
Once upon a time there was a website called Bob (there, characters!), who was being updated when suddenly an alien attac fleet lead by commander convenience from the planet conflict (there you see, that is clever, it's called meta fiction, see clever clever!). Anyway, the aliens then decimated most of the worlds' population, however a small band of heroes managed to smuggle an old ex soviet era warhead onto their ship which exploded.
This was fine, accept the radiation from the exploding ship c
aused a zombie plague which produced a hoard of flesh eating undead that lived on people's brains.
Then, Doctor plot device (againn, see the clever?), suddenly realized that dinosaurs had such big brains it'd take the zombies far too long to eat one, so they could be used as zombie bate to lure the undead into convenient locations where the specially designed robot shock troops could illiminate them with their zombie death killing rays of extreme zombi destruction.
This plan worked, however what nobody realized was that the hole sequence of events was really the design of a dark god called dark, who was actually writing all this rubbish down in a story just about site updates and had finally got utterly sick of the hole thing so randomly desired to destroy the world for some reason, ---- well just because, you know, destroying the world is a totally unexpected ending.
And so everybody lived happily ever after, if by happily you mean obliviously, and if by
ever after you mean the space of about two seconds until Dark's evil power of evil made the world explode and everything went boom!
Then however Dark felt a little sorry for this, sinse humanity really isn't all that bad and just decided that it'd all been a joke anyhow, and the planet earth popped back into existance as if none of this had ever happened but with one small change to reality, ---- that website called Bob I mentioned a while ago, well it got updated, ----- ha!
Well the moral of this story is, don't try to write coherently at three in the morning, though at least I can leave everyone with some updates.
Updates by Dark.
Added some extra access info on Bloodwars.
Adventure to fate 3 Quest to the future: Entry, description and links, (includes a short guide on the interface to help people get started).
Pawprints: Entry and description.
Blindfold Barnyard: Entry, description and links.
Updat
ed links and download info for Tiny Zebra's rock and Destination Mars.
Tiny zebra's rock: Added note on Kelly's hosting of the games.
Space encounter: entry, description and links.
Fixed entry and download links for Packman talks.
Nano Empire: Entry, description and links.
Drakor: Entry and description.
Blindfold Shuffleboard: Entry, description and links.
Blindfold Bowling: entry, description and links.
Crimson moon: Entry and description.
Stem stumper: Expanded description with a more complete explanation of game mechanics.
Spellstack: entry, description and links.
BG Golf Solitaire: Entry and description.
Vandetta Crime: Entry and description.
Blindfold Colorcrush: Entry, description and links.
Updated all Spoonbill software games entries with download links.
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