Re: What's in your clipboard now? paste it here.
Well, it could have started some other way i suppose, it really could have. But sadly, when it comes to a nickil iron battery, a 1.5 volts nickil iron battery. and a very flat one at that, who? in his opinion was already building up a memory due to miss use. it could thus not be helped to think that, at least from his point of view, things had to go downhill from there.
well, they did, and they had, the only problem is, he'd set in motion events far bigger then the sum of his little sells. and, if, by some mirical, he new this? i'd really think he'd not care one bit. after all, his life sells was almost gone, his charging memory sirkits was on the blink, he despretly needed to get to a charging point. and the spiteful lithium iron nokia battery had laughed in his, uh, since face would not be quite a objectave turm to describe his positive contact point? its best to say, his positive poll. yes! that dam spiteful lithium iron laughed right at h
is positive poll and told him he deserved what he was going to get. no more nickol iron batterys! no more! no more!
Well he'd proove that stupid lithiim battery, the B L five see, wrong! he'd show it that he, the nical kadnium iron 1 point five volts battery had lots of oomf left in it. and that it, wich is the only 1 in ekzistance. in this year of 2051, since lithium was also faising out but stil going strong. nickal irons had long since gone the way of the doh doh. but i digress, he the nical iron battery, would triomf over this lithium evil! he would stand strong and light the way to come for years and years more!
that, how ever would be his last thought. as he the poor flat, memory loosing entity he was. really did not and, as we could not blame him, as we wil see shortly, think straight. well he tried. he honestly tried. he tried to hard infact.
so, on this night, at seven 12 pm. tuesday 1 september 2051. he flew in to a work shop. wi
ch was dark, except for some faintly odd looking equipment, something between a cross of a averal meter, and a vidio casette, wich was laying and blinking piecefully.
he flew in to the workshop. and landed on the outstretched prongs of this strange looking device. and that folks, was the last of him. as his sells was instantly recharged, but way to quickly and way beyond the original design spesifications of the maker of the battery. and so? with a high pitched! squeel, hauw'w'ww'w'w'w'eeeeeeee! he exploded spectacularly.
and thus tripping the auto protect sensor of the huge car standing close to this averal meter device, the meter, wich, was intended, to mesure the output voltidge of the car in its deactivated state, obviously did not for see that dam nickal iron battery ruening its task. and thus could not have forseen this event.
so as the voltage mesurements spiked out of control as this forren device landed
on its prongs, wich in turn closed the contact loop. the meter, wich was calabrated to reed and monitor and thus control the finely tuned calabrated sensors of the car, failed to recognise this forren device sitting on it. so instantly it triggered a shutdown spike to the cars sensors. wich uf corse was way more then this tired, out of options, flat, and memory retaining nickal battery could with stand. and so. it unhappily exploded! and so thus. since the naked sensoring contact points of the car, wich was waiting for the meters prongs to gently tuch it, senced the shutdown spike, but yet, due to its limmited logic new it was not yet in contact with the prongs. thought that it was electromagnetically induced. it thus instantly compensated and dubbed it as interfearance, the ones of a dangerous tuype.
so its points quickly slotted in to a hidden spot in to the cars hood.
it did so and spiked a high voltage range to the cars. activation sensors. and so. the mighty night 30
00, started its activation sequence.
not with a drum role or bleem bleep or fan fare. but simply in a matter of a nano second.
to fast for the yuman mind to comprehend.
way to fast. the nan flash memory got activated, the nano machines inside the cars. memory pathways, became awake. sending the command, boot/disk0 partition 1 SSD dcl, c:\N3000\secuerboot\instanton\silentstart/on
and in that instant, the night 3000. awoken.
scanning environment,, creating profile for, error, no driver is present at this time, reverting to auto behavioral status. thret level is nominal.
as the words flashed across the screens, instantly the car assessed, the situation, saw what had happened, and silently, without any further explenation,
the workshop doors wooshed opened, and the night 3000 drove out.
the surch for his driver, had begun.
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