magiccarpetride;618286 Wrote: > Not true. And here is the proof: > > AudioQuest K2 terminated speaker cable - UST plugs 8' (2.44m) pair > (selling on amazon.com for $8450.00 -- > http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000J36XR2/ref=cm_rdp_product) is > getting rave reviews. No wonder, since it says on the product box > "These cables were proudly wound from Chuck Norris' chest hair" > (http://www.amazon.com/AudioQuest-K2-terminated-speaker-cable/product-reviews/B000J36XR2/ref=cm_cr_dp_synop?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending#RE86AMYRX2BGU) > > How can you argue against Chuck Norris' chest hair? > > Other reviewers were kind enough to provide us with more detailed > descriptions, such as: > > "If there is one cable I would whole-heartedly trust to my > Chimera-hunting needs, this would be the cable. No other cable has the > tensile strength to properly and efficiently garrote a lycanthrope, > asphyxiate an Esquilax or even gag a mermaid. Last week, using my > trusty AudioQuest K2 (retrofitted with lead weights, bright orange > latex paint and a generous coating of crushed glass stolen from the > window of an abandoned church at midnight), I managed to snuff 3 golden > unicorns in swift succession! > Pros: Quickly tears through scales, fur, bone, and adamantium with ease > > Coils and uncoils from hip holster (optional) quickly and quietly > For a product fabricated from 1,000 Onyx Dragon fetuses, the price is > unbelievably reasonable! > Cons: Shipping from the R'lyeh took far too long > Doesn't come in 10' lengths (which would be perfect for hydra, cerberii > and other multi-headed creatures) > After every use, I can feel 6 ounces of my soul slipping from my core > into the ether. But this may be due to the fact that I prefer to work > without gloves. YMMV. > Overall, I would recommend that any hunter buy one, nay, two, of these > immediately, and experience the difference that upgrading to the K2 > will make in your next quest!" > > Truth be told, not all reviews are necessarily stellar. There is one > review > (http://www.amazon.com/AudioQuest-K2-terminated-speaker-cable/product-reviews/B000J36XR2/ref=cm_cr_dp_synop?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending#R2H0UMLGO5QARD) > that reads: > > "My husband gave me these cables for Christmas. Sometimes I get the > feeling he gets me things HE wants, like that BMW 1200 GS motorcycle > and the season court side tickets to Lakers games... Frankly, he may > have given me these ridiculous cables because I found out he's sleeping > with his new dental hygienist. Other wives might be upset, but...I just > found the receipt."
Too funny... -- vrette (2) SB Touch, (1) SB3, (1) SBR, Cambridge Audio 840AV2, 340T, DacMagic, B&W 683, HSU VFT2-MK3, Logitech Harmony 880, SB Server - Asus E35M1-M PRO, Win 7 64 bit, and a bunch of other stuff... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ vrette's Profile: http://forums.slimdevices.com/member.php?userid=15256 View this thread: http://forums.slimdevices.com/showthread.php?t=86298 _______________________________________________ audiophiles mailing list [email protected] http://lists.slimdevices.com/mailman/listinfo/audiophiles
