We should be able to do a gliding spoof of this....
What sort of people annoy us :) ?
Maybe we can then record it and send it around and add it to the
Ed Kilbourne CDs :)
-Cath
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Ko-Ko.
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list - I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed - who never would be missed!
There's the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs -
All people who have flabby hands and irritating laughs -
All children who are up in dates, and floor you with 'em flat -
All persons who in shaking hands, shake hands with you like that -
And all third persons who on spoiling tête-á-têtes insist -
They'd none of 'em be missed - they'd none of 'em be missed!
Chorus.
He's got 'em on the list - he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed - they'll none of 'em be missed.
Ko-Ko.
There's the banjo serenader, and the others of his race,
And the piano-organist - I've got him on the list!
And the people who eat peppermint and puff it in your face,
They never would be missed - they never would be missed!
Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone,
All centuries but this, and every country but his own;
And the lady from the provinces, who dresses like a guy,
And who "doesn't think she dances, but would rather like to try";
And that singular anomaly, the lady novelist -
I don't think she'd be missed - I'm sure she'd not he missed!
Chorus.
He's got her on the list - he's got her on the list;
And I don't think she'll be missed - I'm sure she'll not be missed!
Ko-Ko.
And that Nisi Prius nuisance, who just now is rather rife,
The Judicial humorist - I've got him on the list!
All funny fellows, comic men, and clowns of private life -
They'd none of 'em be missed - they'd none of 'em be missed.
And apologetic statesmen of a compromising kind,
Such as - What d'ye call him - Thing'em-bob, and likewise - Never-mind,
And 'St- 'st- 'st- and What's-his-name, and also You-know-who -
The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
For they'd none of 'em be missed - they'd none of 'em be missed!
Chorus.
You may put 'em on the list - you may put 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed - they'll none of 'em be missed
On 24/01/2007, at 11:46 AM, Robert Hart wrote:
Dennis Hipperson wrote:
Does anyone have a complete libelle canopy lock they can spare.
Does this mean you can actually lock Libelle pilots into their
gliders? Now there's a thought...
...(humming the G&S tune from the Mikado "I've got a little list...")
:-)
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Robert Hart [EMAIL PROTECTED]
+61 (0)438 385 533 http://
www.hart.wattle.id.au
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