From: [email protected] Newsgroups: aus.jokes Subject: The Holy DNS Commandments Date: 22 Aug 1995 06:13:04 GMT
And behold, there were great thunder and lightnings, and the mighty prophet Gehofrey came down from the temple of Munnari and told Children of AU that the Lord God Kre had vouchedsafe unto them these Holy Commandments, graven upon stone tablets:- 1. Thou SHALT NOT send DNS information to the Lord God Kre's personal mailbox, lest the Wrath of the Lord Kre be kindled and wax hot against thee. 2. Thou shalt format thy request in a mysterious format known unto none save the holiest priesthood of the order of DNS, that thy days may be long in the domain that the Lord Kre hath given thee. 3. If thy requests be incorrectly seconded or ill formatted, thou shalt NOT be added to the root AU domain but shalt be forever cast out of the named boot into the outer darkness where there is great weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth. 4. Thine entries must be DNS walkable, or naught shall be delegated. 5. Thou shalt wait in vain for a reply. Ever. 6. If the Lord deigneth to reply at all, it is because thou art incredibly stupid, dullwitted, blind and slow of understanding, and comprehendeth not such simple DNS concepts; therefore shall He quote thee large inscriptions of the Holy DNS Bible, so that thy mailbox runneth over. 7. If not large inscriptions of the Holy DNS Bible, then large inscriptions of the sacred RFC tomes. 8. Thou shalt not complain about the Lord's ineffable doings or Commandments in news; "My Ways are not your ways, neither are My Thoughts your thoughts" saith the Lord Kre, and He shall pour out the vials of His scorn upon thine head from on High in the sight of all the multitudes. On Wed, 8 May 2024 at 14:44, Terry Sweetser <[email protected]> wrote: > So … AusNOG, > > > > What is the status of that server for DNS and other “very old things from > long” ago? > > > ------------------------------ > > *Terry Sweetser* > Training Delivery Manager > South Asia and Oceania > e: [email protected] > p: +61 7 3858 3100 > www.apnic.net > > > > Book time with Terry Sweetser > <https://outlook.office.com/bookwithme/user/[email protected]?anonymous&ep=pcard> > > > _______________________________________________ > AusNOG mailing list > [email protected] > https://lists.ausnog.net/mailman/listinfo/ausnog >
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