MiddleMen = Pathname.glob(RAILS_ROOT+"/config/backgroundrb/*").inject({}) { |result, entry|
  entry.to_s.match(/backgroundrb.([\w-]+).(production|development).yml/) and 
    ((name, environment) = $~[1..2])
  name && environment && ENV['RAILS_ENV'] == environment ? 
    result.merge(name.to_sym => BackgrounDRb::WorkerProxy.new(entry)) : 
    result
}
MiddleMan = MiddleMen[:hydra]