Police and securocrats know that there aren't enough real terrorists
in the world, which is why they have to keep manufacturing them.
[...] Today we have news from London, where a "big [explosive]
device" was discovered inside a parked car near Piccadilly Circus.
The device consisted of petrol, propane gas cylinders, and nails. The
car containing it had been abandoned after its driver was observed
piloting it erratically, crashing it, then running off, like a true
professional. Ambulance workers called to assist nearby noticed what
they initially thought was smoke inside the car, but which likely was
petrol vapour, and contacted police. [...] Ah, if it had detonated.
Yes, it could have been a real horror. Only, the device could not
have detonated. Not under any circumstances. You see, the terrorist
wannabe clown who built it left out a crucial element: an oxidiser.
<http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/29/more_fear_biscuits_please/>Link
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