Comte Alain de Mylcandonai Pas de Problem de Problem, The recent trials of my estranged wife are too well known to repeat here and, indeed, it was these which resulted in her resting under the protection of the Cardinal himself at Les Filles du St Sacrement. I was frankly disgusted, sirrah, to learn that you had cruelly taken advantage of her weakened state in order to heartlessly seduce her. As I have already made plain to everyone at the front, from His Majesty down to the lowliest subaltern, you have proven yourself to be an utter disgrace to the fine men under your command and by far and away the most noxious piece of slime ever to foul the most foetid gutters of Paris. Should you find the above evaluation to be accurate then I must content myself with the satisfaction of seeing you branded as such hereonafter. Should you take exception it, I would be happy to provide satisfaction of a different kind at a time and place of your choosing. de Mylcandonai [PdP has earned the undying enmity of AdM for completely dashing any hopes of a reconciliation between himself and his estranged wife.]
