To: Sam de Wich From: Guillaume Grosscanard Mon Colonel, I find myself in a dilemma. In one hand I hold orders exiling Captain Grosscanard to the front for a year. In the other I hold orders telling Major Grosscanard to return to Paris. I assume I should obey one and put the other to a more fundamental use. But which? If it helps you make your decision, I should point out that after all this time at the front my loins are at the point of explosion. While I do not normally worry about causing distress and embarassment to others, such an explosion would cause untold woe to one I care about - to wit, me. Grosscanard -- David Knott [EMAIL PROTECTED]
