Applicants *Desperately* Wanted

[George W. Harris]

         I wish to inform the gentlemen of Paris that the only application 
yet received for the post of Commissioner of Public Safety comes from Major 
Chevalier Guillaume Grosscanard.  Further applications would be welcome.

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Doesn't the fact that there are *exactly* 50 states seem a little suspicious?

George W. Harris                        [EMAIL PROTECTED]