Monsieur

I would not blame you in the slightest for being eager to delay the duel,
especially given the number of deaths we have had recently in illegal
sword-fighting.  However, a gentleman's honour is paramount, and a little
bloodshed is a small price to pay for maintaining your reputation.

May I offer a further service - I would be happy to show you some useful
moves, and to lend you my own personal rapier for the fight instead of that
ungainly butcher's blade that the cavalry insist on using.  Coming from a
cavalry background myself, I know just how difficult it is to duel with a
sabre, and I would heartily recommend using a decent sword.  As the
challenged party, you may choose the weapons for both combatants, and the
rapier is a far more genteel weapon in matters of honour.

In conclusion, please feel free to take a ride over to the Foot Guards
Officers' Mess this weekend as my guest.  We can enjoy a pleasant luncheon
(I believe the chef has his eye on a nice plump flock of ducks in the local
pond), followed by some sparring practice.  I look forward to your
attendance.

Yours

Jean de Lacey
Captain
A Company Commanding
Royal Foor Guards



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