M. Comte Coward de Custaad,
You may rank (no you certainly do rank!) above me in certain standings, but anyone
can spin a tail or two to fool the establishment into giving them awards and honours.
It just goes to show the true lowlyness of your nature when you claim to find pleasure
in back
allies and other dark and sorid places. A true gentlemen of standing would never
consort
with the beggers and rifraf the frequent those place. I am surprised that you took the
time to
venture in the world of your alleged standing to aquire the favours of lady Lucy.
I am sure that the lady Lucy will soon discover the true nature of your depravity and
return
shortly to those more fitting the true standing she asspires to.
You may wear what you like to our meeting. If ladies garments are you favour, then
please
dress in your finest. It will make no difference, as I will be split your side, though
not it jest
but with the blade of my rapier.
- Baron d'Eau
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Subject: To the "Red" Baron
Classification:
From: Comte Coward de Custaad
To: Baron Culvert d'Eau
M. Culvert d'Eeu,
Come, come come, come, come; oh do come on!� I know Lucy certainly did.� Well "tish
and pish" if Lucy did not beg me to escort her away from you and your silly nonsense;
albeit that I felt myself right up her alley on more than one occasion.� What is more
I shall be looking forward to being in said alleyway again and again in the very near
future.� According to Lucy your lethargy in state, military and social functions has
caused you to become quite incapable of the 'responsibilities' she had expected from
you.
Naturally, I can understand that you feel you can easily displace your own
shortcomings onto me as one of your peers.� However, if your wit continues to be as
sharp as your rapier then I fear I must wear an extra tight corset under my tunic to
prevent my
sides from splitting with laughter at our forthcoming meeting.� This very fact alone
ought to give you some minor satisfaction, but regardless of any outcome, Dear Baron,
it is I who will be getting all the "benefits of satisfaction" from this time on....
- De Custaad
PS. If I were to ask you if you were benighted, would your answer be the same as it
would to this question?
