1st Voice: Oh Coward! 2nd Voice: Oh Lucy! 1st Voice: Oh Coward! 2nd Voice: Oh Lucy! 1st Voice: Do it with me one more time my darling?? 2nd Voice: Err, well, 9 times in the last couple of hours has worked up a little perspiration my dear. 1st Voice: Oh please! I love it, I must have it again! 2nd Voice: Anything for you my sweet. Do you think we could do the other thing again afterwards? We only did that four times in the last hour... 1st Voice: My darling, you don't even need to ask that ever again - of course we can! 2nd Voice: Oh bravo! How splendid! Are you ready? Both together now! *The couple break into song - the 2nd Voice singing the solo* De Parisian ladies sing dis song -- [Chorus] Doo-dah! doo-dah! [Solo] Versailles face-rack five miles long -- [Chorus] Oh! doo-dah day! [Solo] I come down dah wid my hat caved in -- Doo-dah! doo-dah! I go back home wid a pocket full of tin-- [Chorus] Oh! doo-dah day! Gwine to come all night! Gwine to come all day! I'll bet my money on de nob-stag night -- Somebody bet on d'Eau. [Solo] De long haired filly and de big kind boss -- [Chorus] Doo-dah! doo-dah! [Solo] Dey fly de track and dey both cut across -- [Chorus] Oh! doo-dah-day! [Solo] De kind boss got sticken in her hole -- [Chorus] Doo-dah! doo-dah! [Solo] D'Eau can't touch her bottom wid a ten foot pole -- [Chorus] Oh! doo-dah-day! Gwine to come all night! Gwine to come all day! I'll bet my money on de Comte for de fight -- Somebody bet on de d'Eau. [Solo] Old "Milk-and-on-aye" wanna come on de throne -- [Chorus] Doo-dah! doo-dah! [Solo] De long-nail bride knock him ober wid a gemstone -- [Chorus] Oh! doo-dah-day! [Solo] Den fly along like de smelly fat tarts -- [Chorus] Doo-dah! doo-dah! [Solo] Runnin' a knife ober her Moonlin's parts -- [Chorus] Oh! doo-dah-day! Gwine to come all night! Gwine to come all day! I'll bet my money on de nob-stag night -- Somebody bet on d'Eau. See dem flyin' on a silken sheet -- [Chorus] Doo-dah doo-dah! Round de bedroom, den repeat -- [Chorus] Oh! doo-dah-day! I win my money on de nob-stag night -- [Chorus] Doo-dah! doo-dah! I keep my honey happy in bed alright -- [Chorus] Oh! doo-dah-day! Gwine to come all night! Gwine to come all day! I'll bet my money on de Comte for de fight -- Somebody bet on d'Eau. *Plenty of giggling overheard*
