FTAO Brigadier le Marquis Coward de Custa, HM CoE, Officer Commanding Dragoon Guards,
My Lord Marquis, I cannot put into words my pleasue on receiving your reply to my application. I will make the Dragoon Guards proud and serve my King Country and the Dragoon Guards to the best of my ability. Your reply has put me at my ease, I do declair that I have spent the last few days worrying, nerveously pacing my club caked in sweat. I can sit back, take a luxurious bath and sponge myself down pending reporting to the DG barracks. The offer of paying the costs of my commision is very kind, ghowever I do own this lovely piebald stallion whom I believe would make a good charger. He is used to the hunt and whilst this cannot bear comparison to the noise, smell and general mayhem of battle I do believe he would prove more than adaquate. However should it transpire to be standard DG policy I will of course gratefully accept the 220 crowns. If it is not impertinant to ask can you enlighten me as to thye future intentions of the DG?. I ask because I am eager to put into practice all I will have been tort. My only apprehension is saddle sor-bet you have never had that problem. Unless the senior officers have any objections I do plan on volunterring relatively soon - A few MiD's should ease my journey into the whirlwind of Parisien life. Regarding the fare at the barracks and your trifle of a problem. The plate seems very heavy and as such I would anticipate it would be served in relatively small quantities: to reflect this completely new outlook how about 'nouveau cuisine'? Once again may I express my gratitude, Your humble servant, Jacques D'Off. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com _______________________________________________ Banana mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.humf.su.se/mailman/listinfo/banana
