BANANA: Fencing Lessons

[joe.farrell]

To Colonel le Duc Zac Zilvain, Cardinals Guard Dear Duc Zilvain   I would like to congratulate you on your recent promotion.  I must admit you made a fine sight with all that extra braid on your uniform, it reminded me of a farmyard scene.... you as a cockerel resplendant in your fine plummage standing on top of a...dung heap. Quite appropriate, I thought, for the Colonel of the Cardinals Guard.  I must also thank you for your kind invitation to your monthly fencing lessons and I hope some of my fellow Kings Musketeers will be able to attend. Before you ask about my health, I have fully recovered from our last meeting, despite the enemy doing their best to kill me over the last three months. Until our swords cross again.   Claude de Grasse Captain Kings Musketeers