But don't get your hopes up.  Showings in all ten locations immediately
sold out.  But you _could_ stand outside the cinema and look pitiful.


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From: Browncoats <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: 27 Apr 2005 17:41:18 -0000
Subject: Another Message From Joss




 Hey Browncoats-



 Joss has some special news for you posted on the message boards.



 http://browncoats.serenitymovie.com/serenity/index.html?fuseaction=forum.vie
wtopic&t=10362s.



 Well.

 It gets better.

 As thus: The movie is very nearly finished. You've seen many pretty
images in the trailer. But I've still got work to do and you've still
got months before you can see it.

 Unless.

 And, no, I'm not talking Australia (but Hi, Australia! anyway), I'm
talking here in the more-or-less-United States, a one time multi-city
Browncoat sneak event. Thursday, May 5th at 10:00 pm, the movie
(Serenity! Pay attention! Jeez.) will be playing at exactly 10
theaters in 10 cities across the country. You (or possibly someone
much like you) (or possibly a robot EXACTLY like you, but with better
manners and sonic arm-lasers, sent to take your place) will be able to
buy a ticket to see Serenity months in advance. Not just the bitty
trailer with not enough Kaylee and Book, but the whole film, in its
extremely almost completed state.

 You probably have some questions. How is this possible? What cities
exactly will it be in? What are these changes my body is going
through? All valid. It's possible because some clown put a bunch of
Universal execs in a theater full of Browncoats and dude, they came
out SWEATING, they never seen energy like that. They loved it, and
even though they were already wicked supportive of the movie (see:
earlier posts re: we're making the movie) they simply weren't ready
for you guys. When I whinged on about pushing the date and everyone
here was posting about "what do we do till September", they agreed to
let me sneak it out.

 Maybe they thought it was a fluke. Maybe they wanna see if people
really do care about the flick. Or maybe they're just treating us with
respect and kindness, though that last option confuses and terrifies
me as much as these changes my body is going through (I'm "perspiring"
and becoming "interested in girls", which believe me is very
unsettling when you're 40.) Does it matter? The plan works for me, and
it can work for a select bunch of y'all. Here's what I know:

 The cities to be hit are:

 Seattle
 Austin
 Sacramento
 Boston
 Altanta
 Chicago
 San Francisco
 Las Vegas
 Denver
 The Portland of Oregon

 If you're in or near one of those, you might wanna stop by. There's
supposed to be a "Can't Stop the Signal" page on this website (I don't
know where it is -- hey, I remembered my damn password, doesn't that
buy me any cred?) There should be more info there soon about how to
get in, bringing peeps into the fold, I think there's even
competitions and stuff. (All I know is I have exactly 20 Brownie
points. I answered ONE triv Q and got it wrong. Forget cred. I have no
cred.) Now a couple of us might just creep into one of those major
metropolitan multiplexes to see if anyone does show up, so remember:
swearing in Chinese ONLY.

 All right. This will please the fans and satisfy the employers of
Joss Whedon, so I must stop as my arm-lasers are getting tired. I
politely thank you for your attention.

 Should be fun.

 -j.
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