I'm making up for all the puns I've missed in the past....
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>Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
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>The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
>complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
>turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
>the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
>Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
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>Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man
>who never knew how much he was kneaded.
>Born and bread in Minnesota .
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>Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with
>turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his
>dough on half- baked schemes.
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>Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was
>considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children:
>John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven.
>He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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> If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion
>and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else that may be
>having a crumby day and kneads a lift.
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