What if brussel sprouts are really sentient life forms and we're stunting their growth by mowing them all down for consumption?
Name that short story, sci-fi fans! Jon On Thu, Sep 8, 2011 at 4:15 PM, Mike <[email protected]> wrote: > Aren't we judgmental? > > MM > > > > ------------------------------ > "Man was made in God’s image. That’s right, God has a small dick too.." > @JesusMChrist > ** > > ------------------------------ > *From:* Mark Jansen <[email protected]> > *To:* [email protected]; 'Matthew Joseph Harrington' < > [email protected]> > > *Cc:* [email protected] > *Sent:* Thursday, September 8, 2011 1:19 PM > *Subject:* Re: [Basfa] Belgians > > If I were in charge – in the interest of good taste as well as population > control – I would terminate anyone who likes brussels sprouts unwilling to > give them up, so within a generation or so the problem would be eliminated. > Pee-yew! > ------------------------------ > *From:* [email protected] [mailto: > [email protected]] *On Behalf Of *Jan Parcel > *Sent:* Thursday, September 08, 2011 1:02 PM > *To:* Matthew Joseph Harrington > *Cc:* [email protected] > *Subject:* Re: [Basfa] Belgians > > NOTHING wrong with them unless they are bred for machine-picking, which > ALL of them were until very recently. Bitter as hell. > > The originals were very sweet. > > On 09/08/11 12:30, Matthew Joseph Harrington wrote: > > That's not my fault. > > > > Matthew > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > > From: Mike <[email protected]> <[email protected]> > > Sent: Sep 8, 2011 11:49 AM > > To: Matthew Joseph Harrington <[email protected]> > <[email protected]>, "[email protected]" <[email protected]> > <[email protected]> <[email protected]> > > Subject: Re: [Basfa] Belgians > > > > Dude, I love brussels sprouts. And so does Alton Brown: > > http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/grilled-brussels-sprouts-recipe/index.html > > > > Mike > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________ > > > > "Man was made in God’s image. That’s right, God has a small dick too.." > > @JesusMChrist > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________ > > From: Matthew Joseph Harrington <[email protected]> > <[email protected]> > > To: [email protected] > > Sent: Thursday, September 8, 2011 10:13 AM > > Subject: Re: [Basfa] Belgians > > > > Is there supposed to be some kind of mystery about this? > > > > When I'm dictator, all trade and contact with > Belgium will be cut off until they have every single government official in > the country appear, one by one, on a global broadcast, at > Belgium 's expense, to apologize to the children of the world for Brussels > sprouts. > > > > Matthew Joseph Harrington > > > > PS - Also, the Executive Theme will be changed from Hail to the Chief to O > Fortuna, from Carmina Burana. MJH > > > > > > > > Date: Wed, 7 Sep 2011 20:16:20 -0700 (PDT) > > From: Adrienne Foster <[email protected]> <[email protected]> > > To: BASFA <[email protected]> <[email protected]> > > Subject: [Basfa] For Chris Garcia > > On its morning news, > KGO reported that a poll was done to find out which were the kewlest > countries in the world. The > U.S. was the favorite. The least favorite people were the Belgians.... > > > > > > > > e pur si muove (the motto of consensus deniers since 1633) > > _______________________________________________ > > Basfa mailing list > > [email protected] > > http://lists.basfa.org/listinfo.cgi/basfa-basfa.org > > > > > > _______________________________________________ > Basfa mailing list > [email protected] > http://lists.basfa.org/listinfo.cgi/basfa-basfa.org > > > > _______________________________________________ > Basfa mailing list > [email protected] > http://lists.basfa.org/listinfo.cgi/basfa-basfa.org > >
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