ENRON EXPLAINED

In case you were wondering how Enron came into so much trouble, here
is an explanation reputedly given by a ColoradoAggie professor to
explain it in terms his students could understand.

Capitalism
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

ENRONOMICS
Enron Capitalism

You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed
company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the
bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general
offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for
five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an
intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned your CFO who
sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The
annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on six
more.

Now do you see why a company with $62 billion in assets is declaring
bankruptcy?

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