While we are on urban myths and unlikely stories......
I always enjoyed the one about the winery worker who was carried home dead by his work mates to the yet to be informed widow. The foreman solemnly told her how her husband died in a huge barrel of port. She inquired: Did he suffer much? No said the foreman, I don't think so. He came out three times to go to the toilet.
Gil
Tony Nelson-Smith wrote:
Reminds me of the story of two mice who fell into a bucket of milk. One gave up swimming and drowned, the other kept going until it had created an island of butter, on which it could rest. Same moral - never give up - but how did this help it get out of the bucket?
Also, no sting in the tail; nice one, Steve! Tony N-S.
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