Christmas Puppies for Sale!

[Vicky Whitney]

WAIT!! WAIT!! Read the whole letter before you get upset. I really liked this (but then I tend to be a little sarcastic <G>). I don't know who wrote it but pass it on.

CHRISTMAS PUPPIES FOR SALE

by Ima Shyster

Its that time of year again. It is so hard to find an original gift.
Why not a puppy? They are so cute and sure to be a big hit on
Christmas morning. Even somebody that doesn't like dogs will get
attached to the fuzzy little puppy with the big eyes. Puppies are
truly a gift for everyone.

Our company produces thousands of puppies each year. We manufacture
puppies by the truck load and ship them to pet stores all over the
country. Now for the first time you can buy direct from the mill and
save hundreds of dollars. We have all breeds and will have thousands
available for Christmas ranging from 3 weeks old to 6 months. We
recommend that you get them as young as possible because they are so cute when they are tiny. Sure they may suffer nutritionally from not having the mothers milk, and they may not be able to relate socially to other dogs but its worth it to get one while they are so cute. All of our dogs will come with authentic papers. Not that we give a hoot about the pedigree or even make an attempt to ensure that the
papers match the pup but the papers are authentic and are suitable for
framing. Won't that impress the special someone on your Christmas
list? These authentic papers mean that you can also breed your dog and
make back your original investment many times over. Don't worry about
producing too many puppies most local governments have an animal
control depart that will destroy the unwanted dogs for free. That's the
beauty of our business, if you sell someone a bad pup they can have it
killed and you can sell them a new breed next year. All of our puppies are raised in small wire cages and learn to relieve
them selves where they sleep. This means you will never have to house
train your pup. You can keep him in the small crate his entire life.
If you have guest over you can always take him out and clean him up
and he will look like a normal dog. Of course if you do take him out
of the crate be careful, you may never be able to house train your
puppy. Be prepared for other behavioral problems that may arise out of
living in a wire cage for the first part of his life.

Health Problems:
Some have accused us of selling sickly puppies and
some even ask if we have any type of health guarantee. We guarantee
that your puppy will be alive when you get it. We may have more health
problems than legitimate breeders but a few trips to the vet should
clear up most problems. If it gets too bad, you can always buy a new
puppy. Some breeders waste thousands of dollars testing for potential
genetic health problems, not us, we save that money and use it to buy
nice stuff for ourselves. The bottom line is, if you are looking for long term family pet to be
part of your household for years to come go to a reputable breeder. If
you are looking for a disposable puppy that looks just as cute and
care to save a few bucks stop by your local pet store and be sure to
ask for Puppy Mills Farm brand of puppies. Or better yet order yours
direct from the mill and save even more. Take advantage of our Christmas special now for a limited time only,
buy 2 sickly dogs at the regular price and get one nearly dead dog for
free. Call today to ensure delivery by Christmas morning 1 900 SICKDOG.

Ima Shyster
PUPPIES-R-US


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