>From Karen:

>My first problem and question is that I have an old wicker love seat that I
just discovered has been nibbled on. Please suggest what to put on it to
stop my delinquent.

Would suggest what we here UK know as Vick's Vapour Rub! You must have
equivalent US! Very smelly menthol, eucalyptussy stuff that comes in a small
pot, cold cure but out of fashion these days, you rub it on your chest when
you have bad cough, stuff it up your nostrils when you have a cold! (Hmm!
Yes, you must have equivalent US, it's the stuff that the Cops smear
nostrils with when they have to attend an autopsy! See I watch Quincy and
read Patricia Cornwell!)

No Berner in it's right mind would chew anything with this smeared on it!!

Best of luck

All Love,

Jean, Sunny, Simmy, Barney and the Gang
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