I'm sorry guys, but I just *HAVE* to pass this story on -- too funny. It's
about Switzerland, so I'm stretching it to make it Berner related -- the
farmer must not have had a Berner to guard his home and family. Enjoy!
Vicky Whitney
Bozeman, Montana
Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?
California? Oregon? Switzerland? Most believe it originated in
Switzerland. Actually it did and here's how it all began...
Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of
Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had
nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the
farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that
he could sleep in the barn.
As the story goes, the farmer's daughter came down from
upstairs and asked her father, "Who is that man going into
the barn?"
"That's some fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "He
needs a place to stay for the night, so I said he could sleep
in the barn.
The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she prepared
him a plate of food and took it out to the barn.
About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing
disheveled and straw in her hair.Straight up to bed she went.
The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested that
perhaps the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine,
took it out to the barn, and she too did not return for an
hour. Her clothing was askew, her blouse buttoned incorrectly
and her hair all messed up. She also headed straight to bed.
The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and
continued on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left.
When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone,
she broke into tears. "How could he leave without even saying
goodbye," she cried. "We made such passionate love last night!"
"What?" shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the house
looking for the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain.
The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm going to get you! You had
sex with my daughter!"
The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his
hand next to his mouth, and yelled out, "LAIDTHEOLADEEETOOOO."
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