Dear Berner-lers,

I need your help.  My brother and I have somehow gotten into a grossing
each other out contest with doggy gross type cards for birthdays, Christmas
, etc.(You'd have thought that we had outgrown this sort of thing 40 years
ago, I know)  I thought that I had won with his last birthday, but he's way
ahead.  He sent me a Twelve Months of Poo Calendar!!  It really is gross. 
Well, Hubby and I have had an inspiration for next Christmas.  We got a
neat gift box of goodies from Harry and David (mail order gifts) that had a
different  thing in twelve different little boxes in the big one.  Our
inspiration is to fill each little box (NO NOT WITH REAL POO!!) with fake
poos.  I know they have them in gag stores (No pun intended) and I've seen
them somewhere in a catalog as hiding places for keys.  Can any of you
suggest where else we can look?  Hoping to get 12 different looking
ones.;>| 

We were also thinking of rewriting the Twelve Days to fit the new
situation. If any of you wonderfully talented people would like to help us
out, we would really appreciate it.  If it turns out good enough, I'll
share it with the -L.

I know this sounds weird, but surely, you understand.

In deep doo-doo,
Suzanne Deering
High Point NC

PS  Wishing you'all a wonderfully fluffy Christmas and a Great New Year.

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