Dogs Truths
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail
instead of his tongue."
-Anonymous
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that
you are wonderful."
-Ann Landers
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go
where they went."
-Will Rogers
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face."
-Ben Williams
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he
loves himself." -Josh Billings
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
-Andy Rooney
"We give dogs time we can spare! , space we can spare and love
we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all.
It's the best deal man has ever made." -M. Facklam
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain
dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -
James Thurber
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around
three times before lying down." -Robert Benchley
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
religious cult.." -Rita Rudner
"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of
current events.
The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all
kinds of late breaking dog news items, which,
if they are especially urgent,
are often continued in the next yard." -Dave Barry
"And nobody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed
a dog." -Franklin P. Jones
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."
-Unknown
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00
a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside
of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come
back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul
-- chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -Anne Tyler
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax and get used to the idea." -Robert A. Heinlein
instead of his tongue."
-Anonymous
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that
you are wonderful."
-Ann Landers
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go
where they went."
-Will Rogers
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face."
-Ben Williams
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he
loves himself." -Josh Billings
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
-Andy Rooney
"We give dogs time we can spare! , space we can spare and love
we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all.
It's the best deal man has ever made." -M. Facklam
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain
dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -
James Thurber
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around
three times before lying down." -Robert Benchley
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
religious cult.." -Rita Rudner
"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of
current events.
The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all
kinds of late breaking dog news items, which,
if they are especially urgent,
are often continued in the next yard." -Dave Barry
"And nobody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed
a dog." -Franklin P. Jones
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."
-Unknown
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00
a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside
of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come
back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul
-- chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -Anne Tyler
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax and get used to the idea." -Robert A. Heinlein
--- Tim Pysell
