Dear Auntie Pat, My Mom would like one of your health disk BUT she was only going to send you $20. I think that's terrible so I'm going to take over payment of the disk.
For all your hard work, I will bring you $20, two bottles of a very nice Cabernet and ... ME! Your biggest reward will be babysitting me for one weekend. sigh. Aren't you just soooo lucky? Daisy Proud author of Daisy's Tips Disgruntled step-sister of The Budman Ignored and Unpetted Berner of the Maria and Jack
