*My ass!*
*Once upon a time, there was an old miner who was traveling through the
desert with his trusty mule of many years. All of a sudden, the mule fell
over dead. The old man buried his old friend and put up a cross as a grave
marker.
He wrote on the cross, "My Ass". Then he continued on his journey.
Years later a town grew nearby the grave. The road into town went right by
the marker, so the town adopted the name out of respect for the dead mule.
It had become somewhat of an historical site. Then one day, a traveling
salesman, who was lost, wondered into the old desert town, but did not
notice the marker. He saw a man on the street and stopped to get directions.
The salesman asked, "Could you please tell me where I am?" "Sure" replied
the old man. "You are right on the edge of my ass." The salesman was puzzled
by what the man said, so he decided to ask someone else.
He thanked the man and continued to what appeared to be the downtown area.
He saw another man walking down the street.
He asked, "Please sir, could you please tell me where I am, I seem to be
lost."
The old man promptly replied, "No problem young fella. You are right smack
dab in the middle of my ass!"
At this point the salesman decided that everyone in the little town was
crazy and decided to leave. On the way out of town he spotted a seafood
restaurant.
He had become quite hungry, so he decided to get something to eat before
traveling on to the next town.
The waitress walked over and asked, "What will you have stranger?"
The man replied, "I think I will have the crab platter."
The waitress replied, "I am sorry sir, we are all out of crabs. "My husband
looked all over my ass last night.
FRANCO COELHO*
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R Shanbhag "Raj"
Abu Dhabi, UAE
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